Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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