they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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