I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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