they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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