margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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