Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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