i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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