Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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