Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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