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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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