i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?