Four minutes until I can fart!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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