he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
