I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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