Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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