I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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