Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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