We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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