He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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