Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I just blew my weed a kiss
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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