you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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