im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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Have fun and good luck.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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