Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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