I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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