Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Let's get the cat blown out
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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