we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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