Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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