Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
