Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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