I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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