There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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