mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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