so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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