Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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