I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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