its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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