I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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