Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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