what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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