i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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