Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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