Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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