The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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