Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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