I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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