we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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