i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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