I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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