no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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