Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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