Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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