you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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