i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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