I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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